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fuckyeahinterspeciesfriendships:
My sister has a bearded dragon and they typically eat crickets, but they’ll eat mice occasionally as well. She bought this mouse a week ago and the first day, the bearded dragon put the mouse in his mouth and the mouse squeaked so he spit it out… and he’s never tried to eat it again! Now they’re friends and the mouse sleeps on his back and head and even moved some wood chips over to where the bearded dragon sleeps so he would have a bed too! It’s so cute.
(I think I died at the cuteness of this! I’d love to give my beardie a mouse friend. He’d probably just eat it though, lol.)
Why Spiderman Isn’t A Part Of The Avengers
theavengersheadcanons:
The media have asked Nick Fury that-what happened to Peter Parker? Why wasn’t he a part of the Avengers initiative?
In these cases, Fury fixes his good eye at the poor journalist and says, “His legal guardians refused to sign his consent form.”
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thefuuuucomics:
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If the Protomen actually get up here again.
I am moving to Louisville, though, and they’ve been there a few times.
Except that one person is the entire crowd, amirite?
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thetalee:
fuckyeaheverymanhybrid:
Some fanservice for the ladies (and guys like me.)
At first I hesitated to post this, because it’s kind of weird, you know. But then I remembered I ran FYEAHEverymanHYBRID and had passed “weird” and all its connotations long ago! :D Enjoy, kids.
…alright then. Not weird at all, no.
Evan, is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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This man really has his priorities straight.
Because if they were otherwise, he’d just ban them.
I really have tried to stay optimistic about the state of the nation, but between taking Government and Econ and this primary, it’s becoming a losing battle.
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So
This blog is emotionally painful for me to look at.
Because it’s so fucking accurate.